The three men started talking, bragging about their sons. The first man told
the others, "My son is a homebuilder and he is so successful that he gave a
friend a new home for free." The second man said, "My son was a car salesman
and now he owns a multi-line dealership. He's so successful that he gave a
friend a new Mercedes with all the extras." The third man, not
wanting to be outdone, bragged, "My son is a stockbroker and he's doing so
well that he gave his friend an entire stock portfolio." The fourth man
joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking care of business. The
first man mentioned, "We are just talking about our sons. How is yours
doing?" The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay and dances in a gay
bar." The three friends looked down at the grass and smirked. The fourth man
carried on, "Admittedly I'm not totally thrilled about the dancing job, but
he must be doing pretty good. His last three boyfriends gave him a house, a
brand new Mercedes, and a stock portfolio.

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