An African leader makes an official trip to Russia.
At the end of the trip, the Russian leader tells the
African that in Russia they have a custom performed
at farewells called "Russian Roulette" to demonstrate
one's courage.
The Russian whips out a revolver, loads one chamber,
gives the cylinder a spin, puts the gun to his head and
pulls the trigger...CLICK...empty chamber.
He then hands the revolver to his African guest, and says:
"Your turn..."
Not to be outdone, the African repeats the
ritual...CLICK...empty chamber.
The following year, the Russian visits the African's
country.
At the end of the trip, the African tells his Russian peer that
he was very impressed with "Russian Roulette" and that he
had spent the previous year devising an African ritual to also
demonstrate one's courage.
The African then disappears through a door only to
re-appear a few minutes later smiling, and says: "Your turn..."
The African escorts the Russian through the door.
In the room are six of the most beautiful, naked women he has ever seen.
The African explains that the Russian is to choose one of the
women, who will perform oral sex on him.
Absolutely dumbfounded, the Russian asks: "What kind of test of
courage is this?"
"One of them's a cannibal" - replies the African...
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