On the first day of school, the teacher decided to find out a little about
each child, so asked them in turn their name and what their father did. The
first said "My name is Emily and my dad is a plumber". The next said "My
name is Billy and my dad is an accountant". The next said "My name is Jimmy
and my dad is a striptease act for a mens cabaret show". At this, the
teacher
thought it wise to stop. At breaktime, she sought out Jimmy and asked him
whether his father really was a stripper in a gay club. "Oh no", said Jimmy
"He actually plays for Spurs, but I was too embarrassed to say that".

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