A Girls Prayer 
Lord before I lay me down to sleep, 
I pray for a man, who's not a creep, 
One who's handsome, smart and strong, 
One who's Willy's thick and long. 
One who thinks before he speaks, 
When promises to call, he won't wait weeks. 
I pray that he be gainfully employed, 
And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. 
Pulls out my chair and opens my door, 
Massages my back and begs to do more. 
Oh! send me a man who will make love to my mind, 
Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my 
behind?" 
One who'll make love till my body's a twitching, 
In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen! 
I pray that this man will love me no end, 
And never attempts to shag my best friend. 
And as I kneel and pray by my bed, 
I look at the wanker you sent me instead. 
 
Amen. 
 
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A Boy's Prayer 
 
Lord, I pray for a lady with big tits. 
 
Amen. 

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