Driving to the office this morning on the  A22 , I looked over to my
left and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 85 MPH per hour with
her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I
looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!! It scared me so
much, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my
other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car
using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile phone
away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed
and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone and DISCONNECTED
AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!! WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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