A young guy out on the town with his mates spies the girl of his dreams 
 across the dance floor. Having admired her from afar he finally gets up 
 the courage to talk to her. Everything goes better than expected and she 
 agrees to accompany him on a date the following Saturday evening. 
 
 Saturday night the man arrives at her house with flowers and candy. To 
 his surprise, she answers the door in nothing but a towel. "I'm sorry," 
 she exclaims, "I am running a bit late. Please come in and I'll 
 introduce you to my parents who will entertain you while I finish 
 getting dressed. 
 
 I should warn you, though, they are both deaf mutes." With this she 
 ushers him into the living room, introduces him to her parents and 
 promptly disappears. As you can imagine, this is a little uncomfortable 
 as both of the parents are completely silent. Dad is sitting in his arm 
 chair watching golf on TV, and Mom is busy knitting. 
 
 After about ten minutes of complete silence, Mom jumps from her chair, 
 pulls up her skirt, pulls down her knickers, and pours a glass of water 
 over her backside. Just as suddenly, Dad launches himself across the 
 room, bends her over the couch, and takes her from behind. He then sits 
 back down in his chair and balances a match stick in front of his eye. 
 
 The room is plunged back into eerie silence and the young man is shocked 
 into disbelief. 
 After a further ten minutes, the daughter returns fully dressed and 
 ready for the evening. The date is a complete disaster with the young 
 man completely distracted by the on goings earlier in the living room. 
 
 At the end of the night, the girl asks, "What's the matter? Have I done 
 something wrong?" "No, its not you," he replied, "It's just that the 
 strangest thing happened while I was waiting for you and I am still a 
 bit shocked. 
 Well, first your Mother jumps from her chair, lifts up her skirt, pulls 
 down her panties, and throws a glass of water over her behind. Then, as 
 if that weren't enough, your Father races from his chair, leans her over 
 the couch and does her from behind. He then sits back down and places a 
 match stick by his eye." "Oh, is that all?" replies the girl. The man 
 can't believe her casual response. 
 "Mom was simply saying, 'Are you going to get this asshole a drink?' and 
 Dad was replying, 'No, fuck him - I'm watching the match.' 

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