Bumper Stickers 

So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time 
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult 
If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away? 
The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name 
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway 
Illiterate? Write For Help 
Honk If Anything Falls Off 
Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes 
He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit 
I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person 
You! Out Of The Gene Pool! 
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To 
Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket? 
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!! 
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over... [Seen Upside Down On AJeep] 
Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph. 

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