Two men are driving through Texas when they get pulled
over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up taps on
the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down
the window and "WHACK", the trooper smacks him in the
head with the stick.

The driver says, "What the hell was that for?"

The trooper says, "You're in Texas, son. When we pull
you over, you better have your license ready when we
get to your car."

The driver says, "I'm sorry, officer, I'm not from around
here."

The trooper runs a check on the guy's license, and he's
clean. He gives the guy his license back and walks around
to the passenger side and taps on the window. The
passenger rolls his window down, and "WHACK", the trooper
smacks him with the nightstick too.

The passenger says, "What'd you do that for?"

The trooper says, "Just making your wish come true."

The passenger says, "Huh?"

The trooper says, "I know that two miles down the road
you're gonna say 'I wish that jerk would've tried that
crap with me.' "

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