The World's Shortest Books

Rated PG

20. BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno 

19. HOME BUILT AIRPLANES by John Denver 

18. HOW TO GET TO THE SUPER BOWL by Dan Marino 

17. THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton 

16. MY LIFE'S MEMORIES by Ronald Reagan 

15. THINGS I CAN'T AFFORD by Bill Gates 

14. THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY - by Dennis Rodman 

13. THE WILD YEARS - by Al Gore 

12. AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC OCEAN 

11. AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS 

10. DETROIT - A TRAVEL GUIDE 

9. DR. KEVORKIAN'S COLLECTION OF MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES 

8. EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN 

7. EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN 

6. ALL THE MEN I'VE LOVED BEFORE - by Ellen DeGeneres 

5. MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE 

4. SPOTTED OWL RECIPES - by the Sierra Club 

3. THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY 

2. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS - by O. J. Simpson 

And the World's Number One Shortest book... 
1. MY BOOK OF MORALS - by Bill Clinton & Jesse Jackson 

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