Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To prove to the armadillo that it could be done.

Q. What do you call a chicken that crosses the road twice without taking a bath?
A. A dirty double crosser.

Q. Why did the chicken only cross the road halfway?
A. It wanted to lay it on the line.

Q. Why did the fox cross the road?
A. It was after that chicken!

Q. What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
A. Kid's don't eat broccoli.

Q. Where does a Horse go when he gets sick?
A. The "Horse-pital."

Q. What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the Railroad tracks?
A. It won't be long now!

Q. What has four wheels and flies?
A. A trash truck.

Q. What did the digital watch say to his mom?
A. "Look mom no hands.
        -- C.A.R. Hoare

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