Winter Lovers

      Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter
      vacation.  When they get there the guy goes out to chop some 
      wood. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!"  
      She says, "Well put them between my thighs and that will warm 
      them up."  After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood  
      and comes back and says again, "Man! My hands are really freezing!"  
      She says again, "Well, put them between my thighs and warm them 
      up again."  He does, and again that warms him up.  After dinner, he
      goes out one more time to chop wood to get them through the night.  
      When he returns to the cabin, he states once again, "Honey, my hands 
      are really, really freezing."
      She looks at him and says, "for crying out loud, don't your ears
      ever get cold?" 

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