The lovers passionately embraced on her bed, their bodies fused
 together as they gyrated to the beat o'love. The woman cocked her ear.
 "Quick it's my husband coming through the front door. Hide in the bathroom" 
 she cried.
 The lover ran into the bathroom as she hid his clothes under the bed and
 as she turned back, her husband came through the bedroom door. 
 "What are you doing lying on the bed naked?" he asked. 
 "Darling,  heard you coming up the drive and got ready to receive you." she
 replied with a knowing smile.
 "Great" he said "I'll just slip into the bathroom and will be with you in 
 two shakes." Before she could stop him he
 was into the bathroom where he found the lover waving his hand in mid-air.
 "Who the devil are you!" the husband demanded. "I'm from the exterminator
 company. Your wife called me in to get rid of these pesky moths." the lover
 replied. 
 "But..but you've got no clothes on?" stammered the husband.
  The lover looked down and jumped backwards in surprise and said "The
  little bastards!"

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