Whale Tale

 Two whales, a male and a female, are swimming off the coast of Japan
when the male whale looks up and sees the whaling ship that killed his
father five years ago.
 Excited at the opportunity to avenge his father's death, the male whale 
says to the female, "Let's go underneath the ship, and blow air through
our blow holes.  That ought to knock their boat over, and make them 
think 
twice about killing innocent whales."
 The female whale agrees, and the plan works perfectly. Once the whaling 
ship was completely sunk, the male whale notices that most of the 
sailors
are making their way to shore by either swimming or in lifeboats.
 Not willing to let them get away so easily, the male whale yells, 
"they're going to shore, let's go gobble them up!"
 Just then the female whale becomes less cooperative, "Hey", she says, 
"I agreed to the blow job, but I'm not swallowing seamen!"

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