So these two guys were friends all of their lives when one day while
riding together in a car they were killed in an accident.

One fella went to heaven and the other didn't.

The fella in heaven wanted to see his old friend very badly.  He begged
and pestered St. Peter until finally, after a hundred years of pestering
the poor saint, he got his wish.

"So here the deal," said St. Peter, "you get a 24 hour pass in Purgatory
to see your old friend - but that is it for eternity!"  The friend
agreed.

Upon the meeting of two old friends, both asked about the other.  "Oh,
friend," said the one from heaven, "I hear it is so bad down there where
you are. What is it like?"

"You don't want to know," said the second friend.  "Please, tell me some
good news, I so much want to hear about heaven."

"Well," said the first friend, "Heaven is heaven.  You know, it's like
having Swiss administration, Italian lovers, German auto mechanics,
French food and English policemen." he said.  "You know, its heaven!"

"So, what's hell like?" asked the friend.

The second friend looked down and said, "Well, using your analogy, it is
like this:  We have Swiss lovers, Italian administration, German
policemen, French auto mechanics and English food!"

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