What girls say                     ...what they mean
     
     ------------------------           ----------------------------------
     
     Can't we just be friends?          There is no way in hell I am going
                                                       to let any part of 
                                                         your body touch
                                                       any part of mine, 
                                                               again.
     
     I just need some space             ...without you in it
     
     Can you help me with my            If I keep whining, the fool will do
     homework?                                   it for me.
     
     Do I look fat in this dress?       We haven't had a fight in a while
     
     No, pizza's fine                           Cheap bastard
     
     I just do not want a boyfriend     I just do not want (you as) a boy-
     now                                               friend
     
     I don't know; what do you want     I can't believe that you have
     to do?                                              nothing planned
     
     Come here                                      My puppy does this too
     
     I like you but...                              I don't like you
     
     You never listen                   You never listen
     
     We're moving too quickly           I am not going to sleep with you
                                                        until I find out if 
                                                        this guy in Bio
                                                              has a 
                                                              girlfriend
     
     I'll be ready in a minute          I AM ready, but I am going to make
                                                      you wait because I 
                                                       know you will.
     
     Oh, no, I will pay for myself      I am just being nice; there is no
                                                        way I am going dutch
     
     Oh Yes! Right there                Well, near there; I just want to get
                                                     this over with
     
     I'm just going out with the        We are gonna get sloppy and make
     girls.                                            fun of you and your 
                                                                 friends
     
     There's no one else                 I am doing your brother
     
     Size doesn't count...                 unless I want an orgasm
     
     
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        What guys say...                        ...What they mean...
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     It is just orange juice,              3 more shots, and she'll have her
     try it                                        legs around my head.
     
     She's kind of cute                    I want to bang her till I am blue
     
     I don't know if I like her         She won't blow me
     
     I need you                         My hand is tired
     
     I had her                          I had (wet dreams about) her all
                                              week.
     
     I really want to get to know you   ...so I can tell my friends about
     better                                                 it
     
     How do I compare with all your     Is my penis really that small?
     Other boyfriends?
     
     You're the only girl I've ever       You are the only girl who has not
     cared about                                  rejected me
     
     I want you back                       ...for tonight anyway
     
     We've been through so much         If it was not for you, I never
     together                                          would have lost my 
                                                            virginity        
        
    
     
     I miss you so much                 I am so horny that my roommate is
                                                         starting to look 
                                                              good
     
     No, I do not want to dance         Shoot! She'll know that I have a
     right now                                     hard-on
     
     The break-up should not start      I want to have sex a few more times
     for another 24 hours
     
     I am different from all the        I am not circumcised
     other guys
   

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