Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher,
  indicating that "Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the
  differences between boys and girls," and would his mother, "please sit
  down and have a talk with Johnny about this?"
  So Johnny's mother took him quietly, by the hand, upstairs to her
  bedroom, and closed the door.
      "First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse..."  He unbuttoned
  her blouse and took it off.
      "OK, now take off my skirt..."  Johnny took off her skirt.
      "Now take off my bra..."  He did.
      "And now, Johnny, please take off my panties."  When little Johnny
  finished removing them, she said, "Johnny, PLEASE don't wear any of my
  clothes to school any more!"

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