ARTSLIFE!
 Steve's got too little work, he gets intimidated by the 
 dirty engineers, they love a bit of it!
 ARTSLIFE!
 Who's that idiot working, you should cut down on your  
 science life mate, get back to bed! 
 
 Allllllllll my lectures
 My two-oo lectures
 I some-times go to them
 Go to them in my
 ARTSLIFE!
   
 Know what I mean?
  
 I get up when I want, except on Wednesdays when I get 
 rudely awakened by the cleaner
 ARTSLIFE!
 I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea, and I think about 
 leaving the bed
 ARTSLIFE!
 I play pool, I sometimes play Daytona too, it gives me an 
 enormous sense of having done something
 ARTSLIFE!
 And then I'm happy for the rest of the day, safe in the 
 knowledge that there will always be another grant cheque devoted to me
  
 Alllllllll my lectures
 My two-oo lectures
 I some-times go to them
 Go to them in my
 ARTSLIFE!
  
 Its got nothing to do with your 9 o'clock lectures you know 
 And its not about your lecturers who go on and on and on and on.....
  
 Alllllllll my lectures
 My two-oo lectures
 I some-times go to them
 Go to them in my
 ARTSLIFE!

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