ISDN       It Still Does Nothing
       
        APPLE      Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
       
        SCSI       System Can't See It
       
        DOS        Defective Operating System
       
        BASIC      Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
       
        IBM        I Blame Microsoft   (the best)
       
        DEC        Do Expect Cuts
       
        CD-ROM     Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete Monthly
       
        OS/2       Obsolete Soon, Too.
       
        WWW        World Wide Wait
       
        MACINTOSH  Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating
                   System Hangs
       
        PENTIUM    Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect
                   Understanding of Math
       
        COBOL      Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
       
        AMIGA      A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
       
        LISP       Lots of Infuriating Silly Parenthesis
       
        MIPS       Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
       
        WINDOWS    Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
       
        MICROSOFT  Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only
                   Fools Teenagers

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