A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her 
bathroom
door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says, "Mirror,
mirror, on my door, make my bust-line forty-four".
Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to
enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what 
happened,
and in minutes they both return.
This time the husband crosses his fingers and says, "Mirror, mirror on the
door, make my penis touch the floor!"
Again, there is a bright flash and...... both his legs fall off.

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