A woman is picked up by Dennis Rodman in a bar. They like each other and 
she goes back with him to his hotel room. He removes his shirt revealing all 
his tattoos and she sees that on his arm is one which reads, "Reebok". She
thinks that's a bit odd and asks him about it.
Dennis says, "When I play basketball, the cameras pick up the tattoo and
Reebok pays me for advertisement." A bit later, his pants are off and she
sees "Puma" tattooed on his leg. He gives the same explanation for the
unusual tattoo. Finally, the underwear comes off and she sees the word
"AIDS" tattooed on his penis. She jumps back with shock.
"I'm not going to do it with a guy who has AIDS!"
He says, "It's cool baby, in a minute it's going to say "ADIDAS".

A girl goes into a bar.
She says, "Bartender, give me a triple Jack Daniel's."
He gives her a triple Jack Daniel's, and she belts it down. She has five
more in a row, belts them all down, passes out dead drunk, and everybody in
the bar fucks her.
The next night, she walks into the bar, and says, "Bartender, give me a
triple Jack Daniel's."
He gives her a triple Jack Daniel's, and she belts it down. She has five
more in a row, belts them all down, passes out dead drunk, and everybody in
the bar fucks her again.
The next night, she walks into the bar and says, "Bartender, give me a
triple Tequila."
He says, "I thought you drank Jack Daniel's."
She says, "Not any more. Jack Daniel's makes my pussy sore."

A man wants to introduce his nephew to the game of sex. The young man is
worried that he might not do it right so his uncle comes up with a plan.
The young man will get a hooker, wine her and dine her, then take her back
to his apartment for a night of pleasure. The uncle will be in the bedroom
closet so if the boy has a problem, he can shout it out, and from the 
closet will come the answer about what to do.
That night everything is going according to the plan. When they get back to
the apartment the hooker gets into bed while the young man goes to the
bathroom to put on a condom. The hooker suddenly gets a cramp and must go 
to the bathroom now! She feels around the bed and grabs an empty shoe box and
takes a big dump in it.
Now here comes the young man walking in the dark room. He steps in the shoe
box and shouts out, "There's shit in the box, there's shit in the box .
From the closet comes the reply, "Then roll her over!"

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