A journalist had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years 
before the Gulf War, and she noted then that women customarily walked about 10 
feet behind their husbands.
She returned to Kuwait recently and observed that the men now walked 
several yards behind their wives.
She approached one of the women for an explanation. "This is marvellous,"
said the journalist. "What enabled women here to achieve this reversal of
roles?"
Replied the Kuwaiti woman: "Land mines"

A woman with really hairy underarms boards a crowded bus. Unable to find a
seat, she settles for hanging onto one of the poles.
A drunk man next to her stares at her for three minutes, then tells her, "I
love a woman that does aerobics."
The woman replies angrily, "I don't DO aerobics!"
The drunk man then looks at the woman and says, "Then how did you get your
leg up so high?"

After many months of trying to make ends meet, one California couple 
decided that the only way they were going to get any extra cash was to have the old
lady start hooking.
Early the next morning the wife comes home looking very haggard and worn
out. The husband guiltily asks how she did, and the wife replies that she
earned four hundred dollars and ten cents.
"That's great!" the husband replies. "But who gave you the ten cents?"
"Everybody!" replied the wife.

A woman woke up and told her husband about a dream she'd just had. "I was 
at an auction for penises. The big ones sold for $1000 and the tiny ones for
$10."
Husband: "What about one my size?"
Wife: "Didn't get a bid!"
Pissed off and wanting revenge, the next morning he told his wife he'd had 
a dream too: "I was at an auction for vaginas. The really tight ones sold for
$1000 and the loose ones for $10."
Wife: "What about ones like mine?"
Husband: "That's where they held the auction."

A man comes home to find his wife packing her bags. "Where are you going?"
he asked.
"To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men that will pay me $400 to do
what I do for you for free!"
The man pondered that thought for a moment, and then began packing HIS 
bags.
"What do you think you are doing?" she screamed.
"Going to Las Vegas with you... I want to see how you live on $800 a year!"

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