"One thing at a time"
  
   A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I
   have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me
   too much. My farts never smell and are always silent. As a
   matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've
   been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting
   because they don't smell and are silent."
  
   The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to
   see me next week."
  
   The next week the lady comes back. "Doctor," she says, "I
   don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts...
   although still silent... stink terribly."
  
   The doctor says, "Good!!! Now that we've cleared up your
   sinuses, let's work on your hearing."

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