What do you call a donkey with one leg ?
a wonkey donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye ?
a winkey wonkey donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye and makin' love ?
a bonkey winkey wonkey donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while 
breaking wind ?
a stinkey bonkey winkey wonkey donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while 
breaking wind wearing blue suede shoes ?
a honkey tonkey stinkey bonkey winkey wonkey donkey !
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while 
breaking wind wearing blue suede shoes and playing the piano ?
a plinkey plonkey honkey tonkey stinkey bonkey winkey wonkey donkey!!
What do you call a tiny donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love
while   breaking wind wearing blue suede shoes and playing the piano ?
A dinkey plinkey plonkey honkey tonkey stinkey bonkey winkey wonkey 
donkey!!

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