Medical Humour #5

A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to paint the
toilet seat. The wife comes home sooner than expected, sits, and gets the
seat stuck to her rear. She is understandably distraught about this and 
asks her husband to drive her to the doctor. She puts on a large overcoat so as
to cover the stuck seat, and they go.
When they get to the doctor's, the man lifts his wife's coat to show their
predicament. The man asks, "Doctor, have you ever seen anything like this
before?"
"Well, yes," the doctor replies, "but not framed like that."

A girl goes to the doctor's office for a check-up. As she takes off her
blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest.
"How did you get that mark on your chest?", asks the doctor.
"Oh my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never 
takes off his sweatshirt, even when we make love", she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a check-up. As she takes
off her blouse, he notices a blue "Y" on her chest.
"How did you get that mark on your chest?", asks the doctor.
"Oh my boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes
off his sweatshirt, even when we make love", she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a check-up. As she takes
off her blouse, he notices a green "M" on her chest.
"Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor.
She replies, "No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin, why do you ask?"

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