Three men were trying to guess the professions of their
respective dates of the previous evening, judging by their
bedroom performance and conversation.

The first insisted that his date had been a nurse, because
she said, "Lie back and relax.  This won't hurt a bit."

The second concluded that his must have been a schoolteacher,
because she had said, "Do it over and over until you get it
right."

The third figured that his date must have been a stewardess,
because all she had said was, "Put this over your mouth and
nose and continue to breathe normally."

 

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