At a White House press conference today, Tipper
  Gore announced that she is going onto the
  presidential Campaign Trail with her husband,
  Vice President Al Gore.
  "To prepare myself," she said, "I have shaved off
  all my pubic hair. From now until the election,
  I shall sit on the stage with the Vice President,
  and will have my legs apart without wearing any panties."
  "What is the message?" gasped astonished reporters
  at the news of this rather startling announcement.
  "Read my lips!!!: No more Bush."

 

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