"Air Force One" - Rated G

Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One.  Bill looks at
Al, and chuckles and says, "You know I could throw a $10,000 dollar
bill out the window right now and make one person very happy."  Al
shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, "Well I could throw ten $1,000
bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."  Hillary tosses
her perfectly sprayed hair and says, "Of course, then, I could throw
one hundred $100 bills out the window and make one hundred pepole
very happy."  Chelsea rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and
says, "I could throw all of you out the window and make the WHOLE
COUNTRY HAPPY!"

 

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