Misheard Lyrics


These are genuine lyrics that people believed were correct to these songs. Enjoy them and send them to people who will appreciate them, del.

Exodus - Bob Marley
Movement of Jah People
“Move dem Yorkshire people”

Daydream believer - the monkees
Cheer up sleepy Jean 
“cheer up sweet bejesus”

Smells like teen spirit - Nirvana
“with the lights out Mrs Davis 
Here we are now into day nurse
I feed two pigs in containers 
Here we are now into day nurse”

“a cornetto 
 a fat wino
 a gigalo
 oh she does go”

Another brick in the wall - Pink Floyd
“just a mother breaking the law”

Message in a bottle - the Police
“Massage in a brothel” 

Rasberry beret - Prince
“Rasberry sorbet”

Breathe - the prodigy
Breathe the pressure come play my game I’ll test ya
“freak in Asia come be  my camel taster”

Firestarter-  the prodigy
“I’m the big fat hamster, twisted big fat hamster”

Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
“Algebra has the devil for a sidekick”

Headlong - Queen
And your rushing headlong
“get your Russian Hedgehog”


All shook up - Elvis
Bless my soul whats wrong with me
“Blossom Arsehole whats wrong with me”

Goodbye Ruby Tuesday - Rolling stones
“goodbye groovy toothpaste”

2 become 1 - Spice girls
I had a little love now I’m back for more
“ I had a little dove now its shat on the floor”

Grease
I’ve got chills….
“ Ive got shoes that are made of plywood and I’m losing the soles”

Rock me Amadeus - Falco
“rock me I’m a dumbass”

Mustang sally - commitments
“mustard salad”

you give love a bad name -  bon jovi
“you give love a band aid” 

Dude looks like a lady - aerosmith
“do the shockalaly”

summer of 69 - bryan adams
“got my first real sex dream, I was 5 at the time

Take a chance on me - Abba 
“If you  change your mind (jackie chan)
I’m the first in line (Jackie chan)”

 

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