One day a blond woman decided to take a trip to Hawaii. She had been
planning this trip for about 10 years and was relieved when she finally
stepped foot on the plane. She sat down in first class, even though her
seat was in coach.

A couple minutes later a businessman walked in very tired from the hard
day at work. He looked at his ticket and tried to find his seat. When he
did he was surprised to see a blond woman in his seat. He approached her
and said, "Excuse me, but you're in my seat."

The woman looked up at him very puzzled and said, "I'm blond, I'm not
stupid, and this is my seat."

Even after trying to show the woman that he was right and she was wrong,
she would not move. After trying several times to get this confused
woman
out of his seat, he decided to tell the flight attendant. He went up to
the attendant and said, "Excuse me, sir, this blond lady won't get out
of my seat."

The attendant said, "Sir, I have the perfect solution. Every year we get
one of these." The attendant went over to the woman and whispered
something in her ear. The woman sprinted to the back of the plane and
took a seat.

The businessman was amazed and asked what the hell he said to her. The
attendant turned around with a big smile on his face. "I told her that
only the back of the plane was going to Hawaii."

 

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