A female TV reporter from RTE went to 
interview Seamus Feeney, a farmer
                 from Galway, about Mad Cow disease.
                
                 Herself: Good evening Sir, we are here to 
collect information about the
                 reasons behind Mad Cow Disease.
              		Do you have any idea what might be the reason 
?
              
Seamus stared at the reporter and said, " 
Do you know that the bull rides
that cow once a year?
                
The Lady (getting embarrassed): " Well sir, 
that's a new piece of
information, but what's the relation 
between this phenomenon and Mad Cow Disease ?
                
Seamus: Well now Madam, do you know that we 
milk the cow four times a day?
                
The Lady : Sir, this is really valuable 
information, but what about
getting to the point ?
                
The Farmer : I'm getting to the point 
Madam. Just imagine, if I was
playing with your tits four times a day and 
only riding you once a
year,wouldn't you get mad yourself?

 

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