A female TV reporter from RTE went to
interview Seamus Feeney, a farmer
from Galway, about Mad Cow disease.
Herself: Good evening Sir, we are here to
collect information about the
reasons behind Mad Cow Disease.
Do you have any idea what might be the reason
?
Seamus stared at the reporter and said, "
Do you know that the bull rides
that cow once a year?
The Lady (getting embarrassed): " Well sir,
that's a new piece of
information, but what's the relation
between this phenomenon and Mad Cow Disease ?
Seamus: Well now Madam, do you know that we
milk the cow four times a day?
The Lady : Sir, this is really valuable
information, but what about
getting to the point ?
The Farmer : I'm getting to the point
Madam. Just imagine, if I was
playing with your tits four times a day and
only riding you once a
year,wouldn't you get mad yourself?
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