A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the
same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial
embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the man on the
top bunk, the woman on the lower.

In the middle of the night the man leans over and says, "I'm sorry,
but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass
me another blanket?"

The woman leans out and, with a glint in her eye, says, "I've got
a better idea...let's pretend we're married."

"Why not," laughs the man.

"Good," she replies. "Get your own fucking blanket."

 

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