An old soldier was celebrating 82 years on this earth. He spoke
to his toes.

"Hello toes!" he said, "how are you, toes? You know, you are 82
today. Oh, the times we`ve had! Remember when we walked in the
park in summer every Sunday afternoon? The times we waltzed on
the dance floor? Happy birthday, toes!"

"Hello knees", he continued. "How are you, knees? You know
you`re 82 today. Oh, the times we`ve had! Remember when we
marched in the parade? Oh, the hurdles we`ve jumped together.
Happy birthday, knees!"

Then, he looked down at his crotch. "Hello Willy! If you were
alive today, you`d be 82 years old!"

 

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