Ole and Lena are sixty-nining when Ole says, "Lena did you know
there are 117,000 musk-ox in Alaska?"

Lena says, "No, I didn't. Gee, youčre smart."

Ole says, "And Lena, did you know there are 482,000 grizzly
bears living in Alaska?"

Lena says, "No I didn't. Gee, youčre smart."

Ole says, "And Lena, did you know there are over 2,000,000
caribou living in Alaska?"

"No", says Lena sort of wondering how this conversation came
about in the middle of their sex play. "How did you get so
smart?"

Ole says, "Remember last winter when we ran out of toilet paper
and we had to use the pages out of magazines?"

"Yes, I remember," says Lena.

"Well, you still have page 63 of the National Geographic stuck
to your ass."

 

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