While waiting for the final voter recount in Florida, media
services questioned the two major presidential candidates today.
Both agreed that Americans are seeing too much inappropriate
material in popular entertainment. However, they disagreed on
the details.

The Republican candidate, George W. Bush, stated that there
is too much bloody violence in the movies and on television.

Vice President Al Gore, his Democratic opponent, stated that
the media presents Americans with too much sex and frontal
nudity.

...Wait a minute--Are you telling me that Bush says there is too
much gore and Gore says there is too much bush...?

 

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