One afternoon this guy drives down a highway to visit a nearby
lake and relax. On his way to the lake one guy dressed from head
to toe in red standing on the side of the highway gestures him
to stop. Our guy rolls down the window. "How can I help you?"

"I am the red bastard of the asphalt, you got something to eat?"

With a smile on his face he hands one of his sandwiches to the
red dressed guy and drives away. Not even five minutes later he
comes across another guy. This time the guy is dressed fully in
yellow, standing on the side and waving him to stop. A bit
irritated our guy stops, cranks down the window. "What can I
do for you?"

"I am the yellow bastard of the asphalt, you got something to
drink?"

Hardly managing to smile this time he hands to the guy a can
of soda and then stomps on the pedal and takes off again. In
order to make it to the lakeside before sunset he decides to go
faster and not to stop no matter what. To his frustration he
sees another guy on the side of the road, dressed all in blue,
making a hand signal to stop him. Not quite willing our guy
decides to stop a last time.

He rolls his window down and yells to the guy, "I know, you're
the blue bastard of the asphalt. But just what the fuck do you
want?"

"Driver's license and registration please."

 

Index