Idiot Story 1

A husband who frequently asked his wife to cover his nose and mouth with 
her nightie during lovemaking, decided to add a plastic bag to his 
repertoire of solo sex tools. Martin, 34, pulled a plastic bag over his 
head and used a vacuum cleaner to remove the air. He was found lying by the 
still-running vacuum cleaner, fully clothed, dead, still holding the plug.

Idiot Story 2

A stabbing death of a man in the suburbs of Brisbane was precipitated by a 
bizarre twist of fate. Two men, aged 21 and 28, went to a caravan park 
intent on doing serious damage to the occupant of one trailer. In the 
ensuing confusion, the intended victim escaped without injury while his two 
attackers managed to viciously stab each other. The 21-year-old 
knife-wielder died at the scene, while the 28-year-old was hospitalized 
with severe injuries.

Idiot Story 3

A fifty-eight year old L.A. man placed a personal ad in the paper.
Hewas seeking a session with another man for discipline and pleasure.
He finally got an answer to his add and he set up a date at his home.
The doorbell rang and his date was standing there ready to dominate
the man just like he wished. The date immediately took charge forcing
the L.A. man to crawl through his house to his bondage room. He told
the man to strip and allow himself to be tied up, nude on the bed.
Then the date had his own fun, he left the man tied up in his bedroom
and proceeded to steal his sofa, leather chair, television set and
stereo system.

Idiot Story 4

A Jay County man using a cigarette lighter to check the barrel of a
muzzleloader was killed when the weapon discharged in his face,
sheriff's investigators said.  Gregory David Pryor, 19, died in his
parents' rural Dunkirk home about 11:30 p.m. Investigators said Pryor
was cleaning a .54-caliber muzzleloader that had not been firing
properly. He was using the lighter to look into the barrel when the
gunpowder ignited.

 

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