In 1993, the US Gov't funded a study to see why the head of a man's
   penis was larger than the shaft.
  
   After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the
   head was larger was to give the man more pleasure during sex.
  
   Following the US published the study, France decided to do their
   own study.
  
   After $250,000.00 and 3 years of research, they concluded that the
   reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.
  
   Australia, unsatisfied with either finding, conducted their own
   study.
  
   After 2 weeks and a cost of about $75.46, they concluded that it
   was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the
   forehead.
 

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