There was an Amish girl that had just come of age to date. Her mother
was helping her get ready to go out that night. As she was about
ready she put on some gloves, because it was to be cold that night,
and the Amish still ride in buggies? Her mother asked, "Why are you
wearing gloves?" She continued by saying that it wasn't lady like to
wear gloves. The Girl said to her mother, "its suppose to be cold
tonight, what do I do with my hands if they get cold?" Her mother
replied. "Just stick your hands between your knees, and they will get
warm." So the girl agreed. Her date picked her up and they went on
there was. On their way home her hands got cold, so following her
mother's orders, she stuck her hands between her knees. Her date
looked over and said, "What on earth do you have your hands between
your legs for?" She replied, " my mother told me that if my hands got
cold, to stick them between my legs to get them warm." Her date said
to her, "well my dick is frozen solid do you care if I stick it
between your legs to get it warm?" The girl said, "well I don't see
any harm in it." So he did. After returning home from her date she
asked her mother," What do you know about them their dicks?" Her
mother said, "Why what do you know about dicks?" The girl looked at
her mother and said, "All I know is that when they thaw out they make
an awful mess!"
 

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