Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when
    it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the
    end, put it over her
       
    cigarette, and continued smoking.
         
    Lady 1: What's that?
         
    Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
         
    Lady 1: Where did you get it?
         
    Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
         
    The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local
    drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a package
    of condoms.  The guy looks at her strangely (she is, after
    all, over 80 years old), but politely asks what brand she prefers.
         
    Lady 1: It doesn't matter as long as it fits a camel.
         
    The pharmacist fainted.

 

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