A horse and a chicken are playing in a
    meadow. The horse falls into
    a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to
    the chicken to go and
    get the farmer  to help pull him out to
    safety. The chicken runs to the farm
    but the farmer can't be found. So he
    drives the farmer's Mercedes
    back to the mud hole and ties some
    rope around the bumper. He then
    throws the other end of the rope to
    his friend, the horse, and
    drives the car forward saving him from
    Sinking!
          
    A few days later, the chicken and
    horse were playing in the meadow
    again and the chicken fell into the
    mud hole. The chicken yelled to
    the horse to go and get some help from
    the farmer. The horse said,
    "I think I can stand over the hole!"
    So he stretched over the
    width of the hole and said, "Grab for my
    'thingy' and pull yourself up."
    And the chicken did and pulled himself
    to safety.

    
    The Moral of the story:
          
    If you are hung like a horse, you
    don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.

 

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