Subject: A Redneck's Birth


In the back woods of Tennessee, a redneck's wife went into labor in the 
middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the 
delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the 
father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I  can see  
what I am doing." Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world.
"Whoa there," said the doctor, "Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern 
down.  I think there's another one coming.  "Sure  enough, within minutes, 
he had delivered a baby girl."Hold that lantern up, don't set it 
down,there's another one!"
said the doctor. Within a few minutes he had delivered another  baby 
girl."No,  no,  don't be in a hurry to put down that  lantern.  ..it seems  
there's yet  another  one coming!" cried the doctor. The  redneck scratched 
his head  in  bewilderment, and asked the doctor, "You reckon it might be 
the light  that's attractin' 'em?"


 

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