"A Kiss from a Nun"
      
       A cabby picks up a nun. She gets  into the cab,
       and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She  asks
       him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a
       question to  ask you but I don't want to offend you."
       She answers, "My dear son, you  cannot offend
       me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun  as
       long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just
       about  everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you
       could say or ask that I  would find offensive."
       "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun  kiss
       me."
       She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do  about
       that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be
        Catholic."
       The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am
        single and I'm Catholic too!"
       "OK" the nun says "Pull into the next  alley"
       He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss
       that  would make a hooker blush.
       But when they get back on the road, the cab  driver
       starts crying.
       "My dear child, said the nun, why are you  crying?"
       "Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must
        confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
       The nun says, "That's OK, my name  is Kevin and I'm on
       my way to a Halloween party."
          Happy Halloween!

 

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