David Beckham runs in early from training one afternoon 
       and dashes to the bedroom to find Posh spread out on the bed 
       naked puffing and panting. 
       
        Beck's asks her suspiciously "what are you doing?" Posh 
       stutters a reply "I'm er, er.... I'm having a heart attack" 
       
       "Oh no" he cries in despair "I'll call an ambulance" he runs 
       downstairs picks up the phone and begins dialling 999. 
       
       However, he is stopped in his tracks by a tearful Brooklyn, 
       
       "What's the matter, son" asks Becks, "Uncle Giggsy is in the 
       wardrobe with no clothes on daddy" sniffles Brooklyn. Infuriated by 
       this Beckham runs upstairs and kicks down the wardrobe door. 
       
       Sure enough, the carpet chested Welshman is stood there starkers. 
       "you wanker Giggsy" screams Becks. 
       
       "My wife is right over there having a heart attack, and you're 
       running around naked scaring Brooklyn"!!! 
 

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