A little girl and a little boy are arguing about differences
between the sexes, the real issue being which of the two
children is superior. Finally, the boy drops his pants and
says, "Here's something I have that you'll never have!"

The little girl is upset by this and runs home.

A while later she comes running back with a smile on her face.
She drops her pants and says, "My mommy says that with one of
these, I can have as many of those as I want!"

 

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