Monica Lewinski, The Doors and the Beatles in a hotel room, Jim
   Morrison is in one corner with the rest of his band and in another
   corner are the Beatles - all are naked.
      
   Monica Lewinsky walks in drops onto her knees in front of Jim
   Morrisson and starts doing what she does best. After she's finished she
   starts on his guitarist, bassist then his drummer and finally the
   keyboard player.
      
   When she's finished she licks her lips and wanders over to John 
   Lennon And begins to do the same.
      
   At that moment there's a huge crash and Michael Caine smashes through
   A wall in a mini cooper, leaps out, grabs her by the scruff of the
   neck And shouts...
      
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    "Oi! You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"

 

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