A young divorcee' was sitting at a bar one night, when she noticed a
  young, attractive black man just a few stools away.
 
   She'd never seen for herself if the stories about black men  were true, 
  so she took  the opportunity to buy the young stud a drink.  One drink led 
  to another, and  those led to the couple going back to the divorce's
  apartment.
 
  Once there, the woman stripped naked, climbed up in her bed, struck a
 
  sexy, come-hither pose, and whispered, "OK, you gorgeous piece of
  chocolate man. Show me what young black boys do best."
  
  So he beat her up and stole her stereo.
 

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