1)I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
   
    2)(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these
    wet clothes.
    3)Nice legs...what time do they open?
   
    5) You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
   
    6)Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
   
    7)I may not be the best looking guy in here,but I'm the only one
    talking to you.
    8)I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed
    Thrasher, have you seen one?
    9)I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth
    tonight.
    10)Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta
    me.
    13)I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked
   
    14)Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
   
    15)You might not be the best looking girl here,but beauty is only a
    light switch away.
    19)I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for
    that thing you do with your tongue.
   
    22)(Look down at the crotch) It's not just going to suck itself.
   
    24)You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any Questions?
   
    26)Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom
    floor.
    27)My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
   
    28)Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
   
    29)Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
   
    31)Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
   
    33)I know milk it does a body good, but DAMN,how much have you been
    drinking?
   
    38) Do you sleep on your stomach at night? Can I???
   
    41)I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into
    this cheap motel room.
    42) If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put you and I
    together.
    43) Let me check the tag on your shirt, I want to see if it says
    "Made in Heaven"
    44)Hey nice shoes, wanna f*ck?
    45)I forgot my number, can I have yours?

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