EVEN MORE FAMOUS LAST WORDS
 10. "Don't be daft. How dangerous can a snake be? They haven't even got
     any legs! Ha ha ha! Stupid snakes! Ha ha... ow!"
 9. "And you swear on your life that this belt is 100% bullet-proof?"
 8. "What was that you said about a combine harvester? I can't hear you
    over that awful, engine-like droning and chopping noise."
 7. "Pfah! Real men don't need to cook chicken before eating it."
 6. "Trust me - the only way I can get rid of this toothache is for you
 to drive the truck into my head at full speed."
 5. "Gorillas are basically just big monkeys. Look at his face - he loves
    me poking him with this broom!"
 4. "Don't worry, everyone - I'll smother the flames with my massive beard."
 3. "Don't tell me what to do, you interfering old bag. If I want to hit
    the plane's window with the heel of my shoe - I will."
 2. "That's not a shark. It's a dolphin. Come on - would a shark let me
    do... THIS?!"
 1. "It's a whole new way of performing acupuncture. Instead of lots of
    little needles, I just shove this one massive spike into my abdomen.
    Watch..."

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