A young couple is golfing one day on a very exclusive course
 lined with million-dollar houses. On the third tee, the wife
 slices her shot right through the large front window of the
 biggest house along the course. They walk up, knock on the
 door, and hear a voice say "Come on in."
 
 Opening the door, they see glass everywhere and a broken
 bottle lying on the floor. A man on the couch says, "Are you
 the people who broke the window?"
 
 The husband begins to apologize, but the man cuts him off.
 "Actually, I want to thank you, I'm a genie who was trapped
 in that bottle, and your shot released me. I'm allowed to
 grant three wishes, so what I'd like to do is give each of
 you one wish, and keep the last one for myself."
 
 "Fantastic!" says the husband. "I want a million dollars a
 year for the rest of my life."
 
 "No problem," says the genie, "It's the least I can do. And
 you ma'am, what do you want?"
 
 "I want a house in every country in the world," says the
 wife.
 
 "Consider it done," the genie replies, turning back to the
 man. "And now for my wish. Becaue I've been trapped in that
 bottle, I haven't had sex in a really long time. My wish is
 to sleep with your wife."
 
 The husband takes a long look at his wife and says, "Well,
 we did get a lot of money and all those houses. If you don't
 mind, honey, I don't either."
 
 The wife agrees, and the genie takes her upstairs, where he
 ravishes her for three hours. After he's through, the genie
 rolls over, looks at the wife and asks, "How old is your
 husband anyway?"
 
 "Thirty-five," she replies.
 
 "And he still believes in genies?"

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