There were three hookers discussing the price of blowjobs. They were all from the same family: a grandma, a mother, and a girl. The girl said, "I've just raised the price for my blow jobs to £25.00." Her mother replied, "Before I retired, the highest price I charged was £10.00." The grandma looked at both of them, shook her head, and said, "I can remember when we were just thankful to have something warm in our stomachs."